Sage advice from a living protagonist.

Poll results:
1. Do you believe the Justin Thome stories are true?
Yes: 24 (75%)
No: 8 (25%)

2. Regardless of your answer to number 1, do you want them to be true?
Yes: 25 (78%)
No: 0 (0%)
Indifferent: 7 (22%)

What's left, then, is the truth, which is as follows:

The Odd Couple.

From left to right: Mr. Roberts & Mr. Roberts.